Now, all you boys who've never had a period, or those boys (ALL of you fuckers) who've had a serious girlfriend and never gotten to know the nature of her menstrual cycle, will need a warm up conversation detailing the essentials fo the periods and period-time materials.
Here's the break down:
Every month every girl (who is not chemically altered in some way) gets her period.
If the bitch is on the pill (which is one way to be chemically altered, BTW) she gets it every 21 days based on her consistency with taking her pills. With current technology, there are variations therein that I will delve into at a later date.
When a girl gets her period, in addition to her PMS (which seems to be what most boys are concerned with, because it's the only aspect of a girls period that affects them regardless of their behavior), she also bleeds from her Cunt.
*** this is the interlude where I explain that I use the word Cunt not because I'm an alterna-whore, but because Cunt, which means "anatomical jewel" is waaay better than vagina which means "sheath for a sword". To quote my lady Inga Muscio, "Ain't got no vagina!***
In an effort to conduct business as usually, ladies need to somehow incapacitate the bleeding they experience from their Cunts to go on with life normally. Most do so with tampons or pads. Ladies back in the day used pads attached to belts called "sanitary napkins". Ladies waay back in the day used rags, weeds, and other objects at hand to stuff up their Cunts or wedge against their garments to prevent the bleeding from cramping their style. Today, ladies have an multitude of choices. I'm gonna talk about my favorite. The Sponge.
**This is the part where I tell you that you could learn all of this by reading Cunt by Inga Muscio**
Since for a long time, women have off and on used Sea Sponges to stop their menstrual flow. It makes a hell of a lot of sense for the busy, sexually aware lady of today because; 1) it is completely non-toxic, unlike tampons and pads made with things like fiberglass, asbestos, and rayon which can, in turn, cause Toxic Shock Syndrome, which leads to 2) the sponge is completely non-toxic and harmless. In other words, you could lose the bitch up in the inner caverns of your Cunt and, worst case scenario, it falls out or dissolves. Fuck the numbering, here are the brass tacks. Sea Sponges are Cheap (about $2 for about a year's worth of use, or $2 a month if you're a huge pansy/prude), Healthy (NO dangers of Toxic Shock Syndrome, or any other know illnesses. it's natural and it'll stop sucking fluids out of you when you stop giving), and relatively easy.
This is where I run into the most trouble. USE of a sea sponge means that you buy the mother fucker, boil it in water to eliminate the chance of bactieria, then insert it into your vag. When it gets full (and if you've had your period for more than a year you'll know), you reach up into your cunt, pull it out, and rinse the blood out before reinserting for the next run. The bonus is tatt you can just keep using it until it starts to break apart. The bad news is that there's no easy way to pull the bitch out. I( usually have to reach a good 2 fingers up my chach to grab a hold of the bitch and pull it out.
All that being said, I used the sponge for a few months, then quit for a few months ( for a stupid boy/reason) and Just came back to the sponge.
Lemmie tell you ladies. I would NOT have written this much about sea sponges if I didn't love them up, down, and cross ways!!!!
Now, go get one!!!!