Dear People of the Metrolink train,
The following is generally considered unacceptable behavior on public transportation:
-clipping your finger nails
-putting your feet up in the seat so you can recline fully
-removing your shoes and putting your get up on the seat so you can recline fully
-arguing loudly about how you don't need a woman who won't pay your rent
Woman weeping and negotiating on the phone, I'm going to give you a pass on the off chance you're going though some real shit. But if I find out you did something basic or dumb you're going on my list, too.
Cheers,
Andrea
P.s. yes, dear reader, this was all on the same ride, just today in the last 15 minutes.
P.p.s. Woman on the phone, the fact that you've stopped crying and are now demanding your phone friend tell you when and where makes me think this is some basic bullshit. You're officially on notice.
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