Sheila created me just today, using nothing more than a mushy lump of old oatmeal and some glitter paste. I feel very pretty and very new, and i hope to be a bright spot in the universe, even though i am ever so small right now.
But, if i eat all my vegetables and work hard, i can grow up big and strong, so that i can one day take over the world and remold it into the form that i prefer, in much the same manner that sheila has molded me.

thank you, Jesus-Sheila